Molotoved

20 Apr 2014

notchicken:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

Say a prayer but let the good times roll

20 Apr 2014

amslammin:

tell-me-wasitworthit:



Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

amslammin:

tell-me-wasitworthit:

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

(Source: stunningpicture)

20 Apr 2014

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

20 Apr 2014

(Source: kinghudson)

20 Apr 2014

tigerthevampirequeen:

this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob

(Source: sugarlesshoney)

20 Apr 2014

pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

20 Apr 2014

godblessameric:

solikeumyeah:

Johanna is so real, i forgot how much i loved her. 

i also love that they censored “fuck” but not the deaths of children

(Source: margaerystyrells)

20 Apr 2014

sauron-in-the-tardis:

badbluewolfbox:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

this is my favorite post on this whole website

Fun fact: (genetic) men see fewer shades of red than (genetic) women do because the gene that allows for the color perception of red exists only on the X chromosome, so women have twice the red-perception powers. The theory is, because women were typically gatherers, they needed to be able to tell the difference between poisonous berries and non-poisonous ones based on their color. (source)

So, to a man, something may appear to be simply red. But to a woman, it can be ruby, brick, rust, maroon, crimson… or blood orange.

I’m a woman an this is fuckin red.

(Source: princessprotozoa)

20 Apr 2014

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

20 Apr 2014

(Source: starkswaters)

20 Apr 2014

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

20 Apr 2014

(Source: peacid)

20 Apr 2014

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

20 Apr 2014

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

20 Apr 2014

rapunzelie:

my dad the sassmaster

rapunzelie:

my dad the sassmaster