Molotoved

29 Aug 2014

silverstags:

french verb conjugation is so illogical GOD

29 Aug 2014

(Source: travalicious)

28 Aug 2014

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

28 Aug 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

28 Aug 2014

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: uncanny-xmen)

28 Aug 2014

2460bakerstreet:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

guys she was sentenced to death by fire and just didnt give a fuck.  YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HER LIFE WOULD BE THE BEST MOVIE/TV SERIES WHY IS IT THAT ID NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY.  

2460bakerstreet:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

guys she was sentenced to death by fire and just didnt give a fuck.  YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HER LIFE WOULD BE THE BEST MOVIE/TV SERIES WHY IS IT THAT ID NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY.  

28 Aug 2014

hiiddles:

when something big happens in a fandom you’re not in

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28 Aug 2014

(Source: gerhard-martin)

28 Aug 2014

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

28 Aug 2014

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)
Lynx footsies are mostly floof


He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

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He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

28 Aug 2014

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

(Source: shitshilarious)

28 Aug 2014

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction)

27 Aug 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

27 Aug 2014

tibets:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

we live in a simulation

26 Aug 2014

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.